02 February 2009

Bria Land -- Now Open!

I would like to announce the Grand Opening of Bria Land. A magical place where you can roam free with countless toys at your disposal without a care in the world. While there are no plugs or cords to play with, there are books, blocks, and balls to keep you entertained.
There are chairs and couches where you can practice your standing.
When you get bored, you can crawl over to the Bria Wall. You can kneel up to the border-- consisting of suitcases and a rubbermaid-- and whine. Depending on the tone, severity, and volume of the whine, someone will come and pick you up.
Others may also enter Bria land and play with you. Bria Land is much more entertaining if there is someone in there with you. Even if that person is playing his new XBox 360-- he may let you push some of the buttons on the controller if you're lucky. The tv might tempt you, but you can play with the colorful barrier surrounding it instead.

So, come one, come all. Bria land is now open for business. Its hours are 7 am -- 8 pm, Sunday through Saturday, and open all major holidays.

5 comments:

Ashley and Aaron said...

This post is so funny! I love the picture of her standing by the couch with her mouth open-wide.

maryirene said...

lol. isn't that the life of toddlers! we have actually just been able to start putting decorations back out and take off child locks. someday i'll actually be able to put a center piece on my table again. it's so fun isn't it.

Adam said...

How awesome. Does Bria Land travel? And the Huggies box as the barrier to the TV brings a smile to my face.

Anonymous said...

Bria land sounds fantastic. I love it. She is so cute. She is growing so fast!!

Joanna said...

Can I come and play?